10 reasons why it's great to be a dog

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Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Saturday, 16-May-2009 18:26:01

1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.
2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.
3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.
4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.
5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.
6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.
7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.
8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.
9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and
come back.
10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.

Post 2 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Saturday, 16-May-2009 20:02:01

Hahaha, so true. This is so cute.

Post 3 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Saturday, 16-May-2009 22:21:44

Oh, its so true. What a wonderful life dogs must lead.

Post 4 by Daenerys Targaryen (Enjoying Life) on Saturday, 16-May-2009 23:12:22

Got to love dogs.

Post 5 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Sunday, 17-May-2009 18:57:48

I only love them when they're not mine.
And dogs don't always lead wonderful lives.

Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 18-May-2009 9:56:05

awww, how cute! lol.

Post 7 by SunshineAndRain (I'm happily married, a mom of two and a fulltime college student.) on Monday, 18-May-2009 13:17:19

Cuteness. Lol.

Post 8 by ILoveS33 (my ISP would be out of business if it wasn't for this haven I live at) on Monday, 18-May-2009 14:37:46

Ahhh. . . Wish I were a dog! Lol. Or even a cat, they get away with everything to. Ours do anyways.

Post 9 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Monday, 18-May-2009 18:50:14

haha it's all true..